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Religious Merger Creates 900 Million Hinjews

New Delhi, India (SatireWire.com) — Hinjew leaders today conceded the merger of Hinduism and Judaism has not worked out as planned, as instead of forming a super-religion to fight off the common Islamic enemy, they have instead created a race of 900 million people who, no matter how many times they are reincarnated, can never please their mothers.

“On paper, this was a textbook alliance — two smaller competitors join forces to take on a larger adversary,” said New Delhi resident Chandra Gopan. “But the synergies are just not there. For instance, I still believe I must pursue my own dharmic path to ultimate happiness, but when I get there, I just know my mother will find something wrong with it.”

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