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Chicken Paganism

by Amber Wolfe

– Fellowship of Isis “ISIS IS NO CHICKEN. SHE IS ISHTARHEN.”
– COG (CovHenant of the Goddess) “No, we won’t come out, we’re brooding. How would the Roosterarchy hendle being cooped up with nothing but Chicken feed for all we do? We don’t need more than one rooster in here, and we don’t care how many roads he ‘s crossed to get here. He’s the cornsort, and that is our pecking order. We lay eggs if we choose to. We’ll cockadoodle doo if choose too. He can flock off if he can’t hendle it.”
– Woof insert “How DarwHENian!”
– Voudon “Y’all don’t know nothing ’bout birthing no Birddies!”
– Roosterfarians “Don’t Worry. Be Clucky”
– Santeria “Que? Mi Pollo es Mi Pollo…Anglos loco!!”
– Radical Fairies “We like our Chickens in Easter tones…chartreuse,hyacinth, blush lavendar, buttercup and rosebud…so they can PARADE across the road.”

Read the original article at: Pagan Library

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