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Slacker Wicca: A Short FAQ

1) But who are these Slacker Gods?

Ah, sit at my feet, young grasshopper….

You would be referring to the Dude and the Chick. Obtain your first degree in slacker wicca through the sacred sound of Slackerus Male-us: “Duuuuuuuuuuuuude, Duuuuuuuuuude.” You must achieve the catatonic harmonic.

If you are familiar with some conventional wicca, you may recognize the following:

“In this night, in this hour, I call upon the ancient powers.” Slacker wicca has achieved the sublime advancement to distill these words to their purest and most powerful form: “We’re here, man. Let’s party!”

Read the original article at: The Cauldron

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